Dear Admiral, I wish to be sent back to my world ( Read more... )

So everybody is back safe and sound - well, mostly - and you'll all be fine again within a week. That is the way of this place. I am surprised people just don't accept that ( Read more... )

With the prior knowledge and permission of my warden I am offering up my services as a wizard to all of you. I can perform many helpful charms - such as giving you pleasant dreams in your sleep or duplicate a treasured item or make you feel more cheerful or even making you more attractive. Most of these will wear off over a limited amount of time ( Read more... )